This is obviously a war crime,” Sergei Lavrov told a press conference in Moscow. “Already more than 400 bodies have been discovered in burial sites outside Donetsk and we hope that western capitals will not hush up these facts [because] they’re horrific.” … RIA Novosti, the influential state-run news agency, ran the headline: “OSCE expert: about 400 bodies found in burial sites near Donetsk.” … Casting more doubt on the veracity of the reports, the OSCE published a statement saying that Mr Graudins – who is actually a pro-Russian activist in Latvia – had “no link whatsoever” to the organisation. … Andrei Purgin, a senior rebel leader, said that only nine bodies had been discovered, not 400. “We were misunderstood,” he said, according to Interfax.”

Nun, don’t let me be misunderstood, aber es wird ja immer verdrehter: Jetzt schreien die großen Info-Warrior wie Außenminister Laughrough, Leute also, die nicht von Neun bis Vierhundert zählen können, ihre eigenen Tartarenmeldungen munter auf der Weltbühne aus, bis selbst die Desperados von der Folxrepupplick sie höchstpersönlich dementieren müssen. Wenn das man keinen Ärger gibt, denn Laughroughs große Stärke war ja die ‘Oehrlieschkeit’, also dieser treudoofe Dackelblick in einer zerfurchten Gesichtslandschaft …